Clattering Echoes

rampantsibyl: Clattering Echoes: rampantsibyl replied to your post: So I have to say, man… this...

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 18:02:59 -0400

Clattering Echoes: rampantsibyl replied to your post: So I have to say, man… this stuff…

echoingcacophony:

rampantsibyl replied to your post: So I have to say, man… this stuff just kind of died! So I’ve come to change that, however temporarily it might be. So I have to ask you… who is it that you… pity~?

RS: Ahaha! You are just so… FUNNY!
RS: …Except not.
RS: See that? I made a joke too!
…

RS: It was so!
RS: It was the… greatest burn since burns ever burned!
RS: It burned so bad it left you horribly disfigured.
RS: …which is why you are so ugly!

EC: yeah well better hørribly disfigured than being a spade skank
EC: by the by I løst an eye but I’m nøt blind
EC: I saw yøu sending black sølicitatiøns tø that backhills asshøle
EC: I høpe yøu’re happy tøgether pailstain

rampantsibyl replied to your post: So I have to say, man… this stuff just kind of died! So I’ve come...

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 17:53:10 -0400

rampantsibyl replied to your post: So I have to say, man… this stuff just kind of died! So I’ve come to change that, however temporarily it might be. So I have to ask you… who is it that you… pity~?

RS: Ahaha! You are just so… FUNNY!
RS: …Except not.
RS: See that? I made a joke too!
RS: You know who I pity?
RS: It’s… your FACE!
RS: For having to… look like you!

EC: dude that wasn’t even a burn
EC: that was just a shitty jab
EC: that is patently untrue
EC: leave the sick burns tø a trøll whø isn’t disgustingly incømpetant

So I have to say, man... this stuff just kind of died! So I've come to change that, however temporarily it might be. So I have to ask you... who is it that you... pity~?

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 17:44:46 -0400

EC: whø dø I pity?
EC: yøur lusus wøuld be the møst øbviøus chøice
EC: since he had tø raise a shitstain like yøu

ooc

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 22:54:22 -0400

[Okay well it’s been a quiet week and I have nothing better to do with my life so as of now redneck troll is open for business

His name is Vinton Bilhee and he is willing to entertain your questions.]

ooc

Wed, 30 May 2012 02:08:00 -0400

[Okay breaking character for a moment here because it is bad decision o’clock (also sometimes known as 2 am and kind of sleep deprived) and the muse has struck me.

what if.

what if I made a redneck fantroll? is this a thing I should do? I have a name for him and he is truly awful in a charming way.]

Clattering Echoes: rampantsibyl: echoingcacophony: rampantsibyl replied to your post: EC:...

Thu, 24 May 2012 15:55:06 -0400

Clattering Echoes: rampantsibyl: echoingcacophony: rampantsibyl replied to your post: EC:...:

rampantsibyl:

rampantsibyl:

echoingcacophony:

rampantsibyl replied to your post: EC: ahaha øh shit new følløwer EC: and it’s a gill…

RS: so did you enjoy your… treat?

EC: I fucking knew it
EC: yøu little excrement sphincter
EC: I am gøing to dangle yøu headfirst intø yøur cøcøøn
EC: øh…

RS: I am sure it is not me.
RS: Although I am not entirely certain it is… hallucinations!
RS: I’ve got the perfect kismesis.
RS: i don’t even have to bother torturing you because…
RS: … wait for it …
RS: you do it to yourself!

EC: øh shit
EC: øh shit øh shit øh shiiiiit
EC: pretty sure that was a drøne
EC: øh shit that yelløw bløød whø’s my neighbør is a psiønic
EC: I can’t even remember høw øld he is
EC: I think they’re taking him øh fuck

rampantsibyl: echoingcacophony: rampantsibyl replied to your post: EC: ahaha øh shit new følløwer...

Thu, 24 May 2012 02:28:48 -0400

rampantsibyl:

echoingcacophony:

rampantsibyl replied to your post: EC: ahaha øh shit new følløwer EC: and it’s a gill…

RS: so did you enjoy your… treat?

EC: I fucking knew it
EC: yøu little excrement sphincter
EC: I am gøing to dangle yøu headfirst intø yøur cøcøøn
EC: øh fucking gød nøw I can hear screaming
EC: døn’t tell me yøu’re døing the mind tricks nøw
EC: I’m already tripping balls here

RS: Mind tricks? Your accusations… they wound me.
RS: Why would I do something so useless?
RS: When you seem to be playing your own tricks… on yourself? :3

EC: wøund yøu?
EC: øh yøu’ll be wøunded when I’m døne with yøu
EC: ønce I am døne hallucinating all this fucking screaming
EC: are yøu sure this isn’t yøu?
EC: because it’s kind øf cløse by
EC: and it’s starting to upset the fairies

rampantsibyl replied to your post: EC: ahaha øh shit new følløwer EC: and it’s a gill… RS: so...

Wed, 23 May 2012 15:56:45 -0400

rampantsibyl replied to your post: EC: ahaha øh shit new følløwer EC: and it’s a gill…

RS: so did you enjoy your… treat?

EC: I fucking knew it
EC: yøu little excrement sphincter
EC: I am gøing to dangle yøu headfirst intø yøur cøcøøn
EC: øh fucking gød nøw I can hear screaming
EC: døn’t tell me yøu’re døing the mind tricks nøw
EC: I’m already tripping balls here

EC: ahaha øh shit new følløwerEC: and it’s a gill trøllEC: I gøtta knøwEC: dø all gill...

Wed, 23 May 2012 11:27:31 -0400

EC: ahaha øh shit new følløwer
EC: and it’s a gill trøll
EC: I gøtta knøw
EC: dø all gill trølls have accents like Trøll Røbert Chase from Troll Høuse: MD?
EC: because he’s a døuche but in a classy way in a classy way
EC: and he’d prøbably be able tø tell me før sure that I just gøt døsed with sørpør
EC: wørd tø the wise
EC: if yøur new kismesis øffers yøu sømething tø eat never believe the grubsauce is actually grubsauce
EC: because I can taste cølørs right nøw
EC: and ønce these fairies get øut øf my face I’ll check Web MD tø be sure

h0ly xhitx, ix thix y0ur anc3xt0r???

Fri, 18 May 2012 10:28:34 -0400

askroaringbrightness:

y0ur anc3xt0r ix TH3 tr0ll G3N3 XIMM0NX???

Ôvó

m0th3r grubbing h3ll…whatx it lik3 t0 hav3 a fam0ux anc3xt0r??? w3r3 y0u xh0ck3d wh3n y0u f0und 0ut???

3rr…that ix if y0u d0n’t mind m3 axing…uhh, HIGHBL00D???

ÓvÒ

RB: @UHH@

RB: @NO COMMENT@

EC: the resemblance is pretty uncanny
EC: that’s a pretty heavy legacy tø live up tø if it’s true
EC: I mean if yøu can’t dø the tøngue thing like Simmøns can then yøu’ll prøbably be culled
EC: høw is that tøngue even real anyways it’s kind øf freaky

rampantsibyl replied to your post: It’s been a few days since you last logged onto… RS: it was...

Thu, 03 May 2012 14:40:00 -0400

rampantsibyl replied to your post: It’s been a few days since you last logged onto…

RS: it was pretty recent actually… just recent enough I would say!
RS: And you’d better be careful with those bitchy retorts, or I might start to… suspect something~
RS: Haha. No really though, you asked and I am always… here… to help you.
RS: Oh and pee ess. (haha i said pee)
RS: Punching won’t do it alone.
RS: You need to… make out with him!

Is he fucking with you? Is he encouraging you? Hell if you can ever tell, you can never get Enrich to ever tell you anything straight. Fuck your life. Fuck the fact that you’re waxing black for an obtuse jackass.

EC: yøu’re just a shining symbøl øf highbløød maturity aren’t yøu?
EC: I bet yøur ancestør gøt a leaky filial pail
EC: it wøuld explain why yøu’re such a freak
EC: anyways keep yøur cartilage nub øut øf my quadrant stuff

It’s been a few days since you last logged onto Tromblr, so when you notice some replies to...

Wed, 02 May 2012 19:32:00 -0400

It’s been a few days since you last logged onto Tromblr, so when you notice some replies to your last post you curiously look at them to see if anyone had some advice for you. It couldn’t hurt, it’s not like anyone on here knows you personally.

spurioussynapomorphies replied to your post: EC: høw dø yøu tell sømeøne whø’s kind øf been a…

SS: Hmm, that’§ quite a place to be, i§n’t it? Do you have any idea if he’§ at all caliginou§ for you? It’§ ea§ier to tell with §ome troll§ than other§. ^-;

EC: it’s kind øf hard tø tell møst øf the time
EC: he’s this cagey little fuck
EC: I mean he’s an asshøle but I’m nøt sure if it’s asshølery with a purpose

You scroll down to the next reply, not reading the username at first. But then that quirk, that fucking dramatic trail off. It’s him.

Oh shit.

rampantsibyl replied to your post: EC: høw dø yøu tell sømeøne whø’s kind øf been a…

RS: im thinking that maybe… punching him in the face would be a GOOD idea!

Oh shit, evacuate the internet ASAP this is not a goddamn drill. He was not supposed to find this. You didn’t even know he had a tromblr. Fuckfuckfuck damage control time just play it cool. This is what you get for soliciting quadrant advice from strangers on the internet. You should have paid more attention to Troll To Catch A Predator.

EC: when the fuck did yøu get øne of these?
EC: fuck øff already yøu creeper

You perform a flawless x2 facepalm combo. Real fucking smooth Shakar.

EC: høw dø yøu tell sømeøne whø’s kind øf been a friend that yøu’re waxing black før...

Tue, 01 May 2012 12:54:07 -0400

EC: høw dø yøu tell sømeøne whø’s kind øf been a friend that yøu’re waxing black før him?
EC: because I’m kind øf at a løss right nøw
EC: I døn’t knøw høw dark it is but sømetimes I want tø punch him in the face
EC: in a nøt entirely platønic manner
EC: but I døn’t want tø make shit weird

Discovery from Dadkiller mountain

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 16:54:00 -0400

Oh man, this was so gross, one of the things you hadn’t really wanted to find when going through the rubble of your old hive. You had given up on finding anything of real interest in your hive, but climbing the mountain was building your endurance and your ability to judge depth was improving when fucking it up meant falling.

But finding the broken half of your horn was the last thing you wanted. The broken stump still ached if your shirt brushed against it wrong, so looking at it just set your teeth on edge remembering how long it had taken to heal. What the hell do you even do with this?

EC: well I made a really mørbid discøvery øn my latest dig thrøugh my øld hive
EC: what’s the general cønsensus øn what tø dø with brøken hørns?
EC: because I føund the part that brøke øff in the røckslide
EC: and I’m getting a little grøssed øut løøking at it
EC: seriøusly why did I have tø find this øf all things
EC: øn the plus side I can definitely say my øther hørn (the øne still attached tø my head) has grøwn since then
EC: I mean I’m nøt gøing tø make it øntø rack fancy magazine ør anything but at least I’m nøt a nubhead

supper

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 09:26:00 -0400

supper:

abbreviatedentropy:

echoingcacophony:

abbreviatedentropy:

AE: supper!

EC: damn nøw I’m hungry
EC: prøbably means its time tø gø hunt sømething døwn

AE: they’re pretty damn tasty, but I try to limit how much i hunt them.
AE: They’re the best meat in the area, but you get bored of it after a while.
AE: sometimes I make trips to the tropical tree mass a couple hours inland for some variety.
AE: What sort of beasties’ve you got in your neck of the tree farm?

EC: the usual prairie beasts
EC: I usually gø før høpbeasts and small stuff since my thermal hull is a piece øf shit
EC: But sømetimes I gø and take døwn a smallish høøfbeast and salt the meat tø keep it fresh.

abbreviatedentropy: AE: supper! EC: damn nøw I’m...

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 22:09:10 -0400

abbreviatedentropy:

AE: supper!

EC: damn nøw I’m hungry
EC: prøbably means its time tø gø hunt sømething døwn

aridsentinel: Damn. You’ve heard some depressing shit in your life but that’s pretty bad. He must’ve...

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 01:40:04 -0400

aridsentinel:

Damn. You’ve heard some depressing shit in your life but that’s pretty bad. He must’ve been really close with his lusus. You glance over at the hallway leading to Scalemom’s den. Sure, she’s a mean old bitch—most of the scars you carry come from fights with her—but you also can’t imagine life without her around. You take care of each other, and that counts for a lot.

AS: } it’s fine, don’t worry about it {
AS: } i think it’s kinda ni(e you found a way to remember him and keep him with you {
AS: } anyway, yeah, the migraine’s finally worn off, along with the ends of the storm {
AS: } i’ve got a lot of work to do though. i leave the desert to itself mostly but one of the oldest oases got hammered, so once i’m in better shape i’m gonna go (he(k on it, make sure the water’s still viable, do a bit of (leanup {
AS: } oh, and (an you thank einri(h for his advi(e? i’ll try the (old water thing next time i feel a migraine (oming on {
AS: } he’s the first highblood i’ve heard of with psioni(s outside of stories, though! pretty rad {
AS: } gaaahh so many questions i probably shouldn’t ask haha. (an’t blame me for (uriosity i guess? {

At least she doesn’t think you’re crazy, that’s a relief. She seems like a pretty cool troll and talking with her is interesting. The only psionic you really know is Enrich and you don’t even understand how his works, and he isn’t volunteering any information on that front. Not that you’d want it even if he did offer it. He can keep his highblood weirdness. Leaning back against your cot, you type out a reply and absently check the weather.

EC: if I didn’t think he might get weird abøut me telling his secrets I’d say møre
EC: I never knøw what’s øff limits
EC: but he saved my ass møre than ønce sø I can’t cømplain
EC: plus he lets me crash his hive when it rains tøø much
EC: my tent leaks a løt
EC: but that’s gøød abøut yøur head
EC: sømetimes I wønder if I’m missing øut øn sømething since I can’t dø anything fancy with my thinkpan
EC: I knøw yøu said my ancestør might have been cøøl but the dude must have been børing as shit
EC: maybe he was a secreterrørist tø søme highbløød

aridsentinel replied to your post: Public service announcement AS: } oh wow that sounds… pretty...

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 14:21:00 -0400

aridsentinel replied to your post: Public service announcement

AS: } oh wow that sounds… pretty muc(h terrible. D: I dunno if i’d say bla(kflirting’s an art but there’s definitely do’s and dont’s. and um. i’m really sorry about your lusus :(( {

EC: øh thanks
EC: wøw mentiøning dead lusii makes shit awkward fast
EC: I miss him but he’s not really gøne since I kept his pelt

Staring at your husktop, you can’t believe you typed that. This girl thinks she’s crazy because she lives in a desert. But isn’t the real crazy the guy who admits he skinned his dead lusus and keeps it around.

EC: økay subject change time
EC: høw’s yøur head?
EC: still getting pan-splitting migraines frøm the psiønic thing?

Public service announcement

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 11:50:49 -0400

EC: here is a friendly public service annøuncement regarding highbløøds
EC: particularly øf the blue variety
EC: they are incapable øf lighting any sick fires when verbally sparring
EC: and yeah Enrich this is aimed at yøu
EC: I give yøu a perfect black line and all yøu can cøme up with is tasteless jøkes abøut my dead lusus
EC: I’m starting tø think yøu’re høpeless

[[fantroll icons first installment!]]

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 11:36:10 -0400

factiousundertow:

[Oh man, those are freaking adorable]