August 2012
3 posts
rampantsibyl:
Clattering Echoes: rampantsibyl replied to your post: So I have to say, man… this stuff…
echoingcacophony:
rampantsibyl replied to your post: So I have to say, man… this stuff just kind of died! So I’ve come to change that, however temporarily it might be. So I have to ask you… who is it that you… pity~?
RS: Ahaha! You are just so… FUNNY! RS: …Except not. RS: See that? I...
rampantsibyl replied to your post: So I have to say, man… this stuff just kind of died! So I’ve come to change that, however temporarily it might be. So I have to ask you… who is it that you… pity~?
RS: Ahaha! You are just so… FUNNY! RS: …Except not. RS: See that? I made a joke too! RS: You know who I pity? RS: It’s… your FACE! RS: For having to… look like you!
EC: dude that wasn’t even a...
rampantsibyl asked: So I have to say, man... this stuff just kind of died! So I've come to change that, however temporarily it might be. So I have to ask you... who is it that you... pity~?
June 2012
1 post
ooc
[Okay well it’s been a quiet week and I have nothing better to do with my life so as of now redneck troll is open for business
His name is Vinton Bilhee and he is willing to entertain your questions.]
May 2012
9 posts
2 tags
ooc
[Okay breaking character for a moment here because it is bad decision o’clock (also sometimes known as 2 am and kind of sleep deprived) and the muse has struck me.
what if.
what if I made a redneck fantroll? is this a thing I should do? I have a name for him and he is truly awful in a charming way.]
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rampantsibyl:
rampantsibyl:
echoingcacophony:
rampantsibyl replied to your post: EC: ahaha øh shit new følløwer EC: and it’s a gill…
RS: so did you enjoy your… treat?
EC: I fucking knew it EC: yøu little excrement sphincter EC: I am gøing to dangle yøu headfirst intø yøur cøcøøn EC: øh…
RS: I am sure it is not me. RS: Although I am not entirely certain it is… hallucinations! RS: I’ve got...
rampantsibyl:
echoingcacophony:
rampantsibyl replied to your post: EC: ahaha øh shit new følløwer EC: and it’s a gill…
RS: so did you enjoy your… treat?
EC: I fucking knew it EC: yøu little excrement sphincter EC: I am gøing to dangle yøu headfirst intø yøur cøcøøn EC: øh fucking gød nøw I can hear screaming EC: døn’t tell me yøu’re døing the mind tricks nøw EC: I’m already tripping balls...
rampantsibyl replied to your post: EC: ahaha øh shit new følløwer EC: and it’s a gill…
RS: so did you enjoy your… treat?
EC: I fucking knew it EC: yøu little excrement sphincter EC: I am gøing to dangle yøu headfirst intø yøur cøcøøn EC: øh fucking gød nøw I can hear screaming EC: døn’t tell me yøu’re døing the mind tricks nøw EC: I’m already tripping balls here
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EC: ahaha øh shit new følløwer EC: and it’s a gill trøll EC: I gøtta knøw EC: dø all gill trølls have accents like Trøll Røbert Chase from Troll Høuse: MD? EC: because he’s a døuche but in a classy way in a classy way EC: and he’d prøbably be able tø tell me før sure that I just gøt døsed with sørpør EC: wørd tø the wise EC: if yøur new kismesis øffers yøu sømething tø eat...
h0ly xhitx, ix thix y0ur anc3xt0r???
askroaringbrightness:
y0ur anc3xt0r ix TH3 tr0ll G3N3 XIMM0NX???
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m0th3r grubbing h3ll…whatx it lik3 t0 hav3 a fam0ux anc3xt0r??? w3r3 y0u xh0ck3d wh3n y0u f0und 0ut???
3rr…that ix if y0u d0n’t mind m3 axing…uhh, HIGHBL00D???
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RB: @UHH@
RB: @NO COMMENT@
EC: the resemblance is pretty uncanny EC: that’s a pretty heavy legacy tø live up tø if it’s true EC: I mean...
rampantsibyl replied to your post: It’s been a few days since you last logged onto…
RS: it was pretty recent actually… just recent enough I would say! RS: And you’d better be careful with those bitchy retorts, or I might start to… suspect something~ RS: Haha. No really though, you asked and I am always… here… to help you. RS: Oh and pee ess. (haha i said pee) RS: Punching won’t do it alone....
It’s been a few days since you last logged onto Tromblr, so when you notice some replies to your last post you curiously look at them to see if anyone had some advice for you. It couldn’t hurt, it’s not like anyone on here knows you personally.
spurioussynapomorphies replied to your post: EC: høw dø yøu tell sømeøne whø’s kind øf been a…
SS: Hmm, that’§ quite a place...
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EC: høw dø yøu tell sømeøne whø’s kind øf been a friend that yøu’re waxing black før him? EC: because I’m kind øf at a løss right nøw EC: I døn’t knøw høw dark it is but sømetimes I want tø punch him in the face EC: in a nøt entirely platønic manner EC: but I døn’t want tø make shit weird
April 2012
31 posts
Discovery from Dadkiller mountain
Oh man, this was so gross, one of the things you hadn’t really wanted to find when going through the rubble of your old hive. You had given up on finding anything of real interest in your hive, but climbing the mountain was building your endurance and your ability to judge depth was improving when fucking it up meant falling.
But finding the broken half of your horn was the last thing you...
supper →
abbreviatedentropy:
echoingcacophony:
abbreviatedentropy:
AE: supper!
EC: damn nøw I’m hungry EC: prøbably means its time tø gø hunt sømething døwn
AE: they’re pretty damn tasty, but I try to limit how much i hunt them. AE: They’re the best meat in the area, but you get bored of it after a while. AE: sometimes I make trips to the tropical tree mass a couple hours inland for some...
aridsentinel:
Damn. You’ve heard some depressing shit in your life but that’s pretty bad. He must’ve been really close with his lusus. You glance over at the hallway leading to Scalemom’s den. Sure, she’s a mean old bitch—most of the scars you carry come from fights with her—but you also can’t imagine life without her around. You take care of each other, and that counts for a lot. AS: } it’s...
aridsentinel replied to your post: Public service announcement
AS: } oh wow that sounds… pretty muc(h terrible. D: I dunno if i’d say bla(kflirting’s an art but there’s definitely do’s and dont’s. and um. i’m really sorry about your lusus :(( {
EC: øh thanks EC: wøw mentiøning dead lusii makes shit awkward fast EC: I miss him but he’s not really gøne since I kept his pelt
Staring at your...
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Public service announcement
EC: here is a friendly public service annøuncement regarding highbløøds EC: particularly øf the blue variety EC: they are incapable øf lighting any sick fires when verbally sparring EC: and yeah Enrich this is aimed at yøu EC: I give yøu a perfect black line and all yøu can cøme up with is tasteless jøkes abøut my dead lusus EC: I’m starting tø think yøu’re høpeless
[[fantroll icons first installment!]]
factiousundertow:
[Oh man, those are freaking adorable]
Seriøus questiøn time
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echoingcacophony:
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AE: oh AE: Right AE: that’s one of those things I’m supposed to shut up about, isn’t it… AE: Woops. AE: oh well!
EC: pretty much EC: better tø think abøut more løw key match ups that wøn’t get me dead EC: like Trøll Jøhnny Depp vs Trøll Røbert Døwney Jr
AE: love ‘em both, but I’mma go with RDJ
EC: bzzzt wrøng answer EC: the...
aridsentinel:
diurnalarchaeologist reblogged you:
DA: Avoid bright light.
DA: oh hm, I suppos3 that do3sn’t apply to 3v3rybody.
DA: But I find s3cluding mys3lf insid3 my r3coup3racoon h3lps significantly with psionics induc3d migran3s.
DA: If that do3sn’t h3lp th3n faygo cola has an acc3ptabl3 amount of caffin3 in it’s murky d3pths and that is atl3ast a st3pping ston3 to h3lping with th3...
aridsentinel:
} hey { } fellow trolls with psioni( skull(aves {
} any advi(e on how the FU(K to deal with a psy(hi(ally triggered migraine? i’ve had em before but this is unreal. it looks like somebody upended a bottle of red grubsau(e on me the way my nose is bleeding {
} this shit is never (oming out of the (arpets is it. fuuuuuuuu((((((kkkk {
EC: wøw that søunds bad EC: I’m guessing...
Seriøus questiøn time
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echoingcacophony:
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echoingcacophony:
EC: økay sø seriøus questiøn guys
EC: whø wøuld win in a fight EC: trøll will smith ør trøll leønardø dicapriø EC: I was øriginally gøing tø dø anøther match up EC: øur gløriøus and benevølent empress vs trøll chuck nørris EC: but that clearly wøuldn’t be a fair fight før very øbviøus reasøns
Wow, that could...
spurioussynapomorphies:
Clattering Echoes: Seriøus questiøn time
echoingcacophony:
Spending a few nights with Enrich helped you cool down. You were able to relax, catch up on Alternia’s Next Top Model (fuck yeah your favorite is still in the running) and cook in a real kitchen. You envy him the fact that he has a giant hive, but you’re too proud to stay there for too long. Plus…
You...
Seriøus questiøn time
abbreviatedentropy:
echoingcacophony:
EC: økay sø seriøus questiøn guys
EC: whø wøuld win in a fight EC: trøll will smith ør trøll leønardø dicapriø EC: I was øriginally gøing tø dø anøther match up EC: øur gløriøus and benevølent empress vs trøll chuck nørris EC: but that clearly wøuldn’t be a fair fight før very øbviøus reasøns
Wow, that could almost be borderline treasonous if people read...
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Seriøus questiøn time
Spending a few nights with Enrich helped you cool down. You were able to relax, catch up on Alternia’s Next Top Model (fuck yeah your favorite is still in the running) and cook in a real kitchen. You envy him the fact that he has a giant hive, but you’re too proud to stay there for too long. Plus you can only take so many debates of ‘load gaper vs toilet’ or ‘ablution...
aridsentinel asked: AS: } mmm grubloaf. i've never been able to make it properly, but i make a mean braised hoofbeast flank. and killer bis(uits, when i have the ingredients! also you've mentioned enri(h a few times and i'm kinda (urious about who this mystery troll is haha {
coltaiandschole:
echoingcacophony:
coltaiandschole:
echoingcacophony:
EC: nah I get it EC: every time I try cøøking for Enrich he ends up pøinting øut that my føød never løøks like the picture EC: but dammit it tastes pretty gøød at least EC: man I miss having a kitchen in my øwn hive
NA: I #ave two kitc#ens! Of course, t#at’s due to some bad planning on my part w#en I was a wiggler. I...
coltaiandschole:
echoingcacophony:
EC: nah I get it EC: every time I try cøøking for Enrich he ends up pøinting øut that my føød never løøks like the picture EC: but dammit it tastes pretty gøød at least EC: man I miss having a kitchen in my øwn hive
NA: I #ave two kitc#ens! Of course, t#at’s due to some bad planning on my part w#en I was a wiggler. I quickly figured out t#at you can’t...
coltaiandschole:
echoingcacophony:
coltaiandschole:
echoingcacophony:
coltaiandschole replied to your post: You spent the day climbing the crumbling side of…
NA: O# my glub I love Alternia’s Next Top Model. I was really sad about last week’s culling, s#e was one of my favourites. But I kind of knew s#e wouldn’t make it.
EC: it’s kindøf my guilty pleasure shøw that I cømpletely blame øn...
coltaiandschole:
echoingcacophony:
coltaiandschole replied to your post: You spent the day climbing the crumbling side of…
NA: O# my glub I love Alternia’s Next Top Model. I was really sad about last week’s culling, s#e was one of my favourites. But I kind of knew s#e wouldn’t make it.
EC: it’s kindøf my guilty pleasure shøw that I cømpletely blame øn Enrich EC: dude gøt me watching sø many...
coltaiandschole replied to your post: You spent the day climbing the crumbling side of…
NA: O# my glub I love Alternia’s Next Top Model. I was really sad about last week’s culling, s#e was one of my favourites. But I kind of knew s#e wouldn’t make it.
EC: it’s kindøf my guilty pleasure shøw that I cømpletely blame øn Enrich EC: dude gøt me watching sø many shøws I never wøuld have...
You spent the day climbing the crumbling side of the mountain where your hive used to rest to see if there was anything you might be able to salvage from your old stuff. You managed to fall a total three times and earned yourself a new sets of cuts and bruises. You should have listened to Enrich when he suggested buying gloves so you wouldn’t cut your hands to hell and back. And you’re...
FU: i just cant figure ๑ut h๑w t๑ w๑rk this thing
factiousundertow:
echoingcacophony:
factiousundertow:
FU: :III
EC: sø I’m guessing yøu didn’t mean tø take glamør shøts øf yøur knees then?
FU: n๑pe :TTT
EC: having webcam issues then? EC: but it’s prøbably better to have knee shøts than bad yawn shøts EC: I’m basically a terrible trøll tø phøtøgraph EC: I either løøk mad or I’m in the middle øf making a stupid face
FU: i just cant figure ๑ut h๑w t๑ w๑rk this thing
factiousundertow:
FU: :III
EC: sø I’m guessing yøu didn’t mean tø take glamør shøts øf yøur knees then?
Misadventures in depth perceptiøn
EC: maybe I shøuld give up øn the whøle plan øf jøining the javelinihilatør cørps EC: my depth perceptiøn is absølute shit EC: I nearly fell øff the damn møuntain when I tried to climb it to recøver søme stuff frøm the remains øf my hive EC: enrich keeps telling me tø just give up and settle før being a secreterrørist EC: but I døubt I have gøød enøugh gluteals tø please søme highbløød EC: plus...
Status?
factiousundertow:
echoingcacophony:
factiousundertow:
my lusus is dead. maybe just fr๑m ๑ld age in c๑mbinati๑n with the st๑rm? i d๑nt feel safe here with๑ut her.
EC: løsing yøur lusus can be pretty awful, I knøw høw that is EC: if yøu can save sømething frøm her as a keepsake EC: it makes it a little easier tø remember them EC: it’s what I did with my dad
FU: this is a g๑๑d idea FU: im...
aridsentinel:
echoingcacophony replied to your post: Cøøl tø see sømeøne else with a passiøn før størytelling. Yøu learn anything interesting in that desert yøu’re all set up in?
EC: øh man I løve all kinds øf støries it’s almøst a little ridiculøus EC: I like hearing abøut ancestørs the møst thøugh since følk have this super strøng cønnectiøn tø them EC: søunds like yøu gøt real lucky with...
Status?
factiousundertow:
my lusus is dead. maybe just fr๑m ๑ld age in c๑mbinati๑n with the st๑rm? i d๑nt feel safe here with๑ut her.
EC: løsing yøur lusus can be pretty awful, I knøw høw that is EC: if yøu can save sømething frøm her as a keepsake EC: it makes it a little easier tø remember them EC: it’s what I did with my dad
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An introduction
[Okay here is my second fantroll blog and a handy picture to go along with this. I’m pretty pleased with how it came out even though not having colored pencils or a scanner that isn’t broken is helllll]
Your name is Shakar Klatau and holy shit you love STORIES OF ALL KINDS. You’re a rust blood and also a little bit BANGED UP thanks to some UNFORTUNATE INCIDENTS that happened...
